Have you ever thought about it?

• Are marbles made of marble?


• Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?


• If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)


• Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?


• Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?


• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


• Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?


• Can you get cornered in a round room?


• Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?


• Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?


• If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible


• How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?


• Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?


• Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?


• Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?


• "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"


• Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?


• Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??


• Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?


• Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?


• Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?


• Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?


• Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?



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