Malayalee Jokes
**A knowledge of the people of India is perhaps required for full understanding**
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- Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Kerala
- Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
- Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
- Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
- What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
- Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
Because he wanted to hear pope music.
- What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
- Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
- Who found out that?
His aandy.
- What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
- What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
- Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor end aectress?
Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
- Why Kerala is the heghly literate state in India?
Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapal from Kerala.
- Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
They are ready to do anything for meney.
- Which car does he purchase when he gets license?
Second hand Mercedes.
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