Malayalee Jokes

• Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don't werk hard?
  Kerala
• Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
  Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
• Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
  To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
• Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
  To yearn meney.
• What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
  He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
• Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
  Because he wanted to hear pope music.
• What is Malayali management graduate called?
  Yem Bee Yae.
• Why did his wife divorce him?
  Because he was louwing another woman.
• Who found out that?
  His aandy.
• What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
  He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
• What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
  An Oto.
• Who is Malayali's fyamousu eactor end aectress?
  Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
• Why Kerala is the heghly literate state in India?
  Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapal from Kerala.
• Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
  They are ready to do anything for meney.
• Which car does he purchase when he gets license?
  Second hand Mercedes.
  

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